So apparently a phenomenon called “Icing” is sweeping the nation and I’m only hearing about it now. What is it, you ask? Basically, it’s making someone chug a Smirnoff Ice on one knee, no matter what they’re doing or where they are. They can either be handed the Ice, or tricked into discovering it by hiding it somewhere like under their backpack or in a pile of popped-collar Hollister polos. The bigger, warmer, and nastier the flavor the better. If you happen to be carrying an Ice when someone Ices you, you can Ice Block, and the Icer has to drink BOTH Ices.
As the title of this post implies, the people who are doing this are mostly Frat Bros, to which you should be saying “Ah-no-duh”. This is exactly the kind of thing Bros (yeah, I’m going to capitalize it) would come up with. You can head over to Bros Icing Bros to witness dozens of Bros being Iced on camera.
“This game is the best! Look how much fun I’m having!”
But the surprising thing is how Icing is spreading like wildfire to other non-Bro sections of the population. An Icing was confirmed at Goldman-Sachs! People are Fed-Exing Ices to co-workers! LADIES are getting Iced! Even Coolio gets Iced! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!
“I approve of this game, yo”
Having never been Iced, I don’t really know, but maybe it’s a super-fun thing to do? It doesn’t sound super-fun to do. I have a hard time finding the fun in being forced to chug a room-temp 24oz Strawberry Acai Smirnoff Ice in the bathroom because someone planted one in the shower for me to drink first thing in the morning. Hilarious prank, Bro. Totally Bro-tastic. Maybe I’ll prank you back by putting roofies in your Keystone Ice when you aren’t looking. Hysterical, right Bro?
Anyone out there playing this game? Is it actually fun? Let us know in the comments.
via :: The Awl
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