That’s right, big, humongous, orca-sized news today! We’re proud to announce the grand opening of the DrinkPlanner Shirt Shop!
We’ve partnered up with online shirt purveyor Spreadshirt to bring you some hi-larious drinking related apparel at extremely reasonable prices. Such as these:
Say it loud, say it proud
When you must quantify the unquantifiable
Be proud of what you are
Because ladies like to drink too
…just make sure you don’t get mistaken for one
THIS SHIRT IS ABOUT BOOBS BOOZE
And this one is about not being a quitter
And there’s many more! So please, go check out our brand spankin’ new store and buy 400 shirts for you and all your friends. And if you’d like to see a certain design on a different color or style of shirt, let us know!
BONUS: If you buy a shirt and take a picture of yourself in it (preferably while drinking) we’ll post it up here on the site so the world can join you in your celebration of drinking.
Hah, wow, these are pretty fanfuckingtastic. It’s a shame that “Quit staring and buy me a drink” is the only women’s shirt available. I’d gladly buy the others.
Thanks onion, glad you like them! The “Why Yes, You CAN buy me a drink” is in womens too. Seriously, let me know which ones you’d want in a women’s (and what styles and colors)and I’ll get them on there. We just put these up as starters to see where people would want to go from there.
I personally like the “Fitshaced,” “Whiskey: Drink it or buy a tutu,” and “Lace up your booties, Beatrice, It’s shot time” ones the best. (the “If hangovers were people, my head would be CHINA” one is hilarious, but I am one of those rare few who don’t get hungover, no matter what or how much I’ve drunk)
As far as shirt colors go, I’m not really picky, and the few girl drinking buddies I have aren’t, either. The T-shirt fit you have now is great, but I’m not opposed to slim fitting ones or 3/4 length sleeves either. But that’s just me.
I hope your shirt store does well! You can bet your sweet ass I’ll buy some in the near future!
Ask, and you shall receive…go check the shop onion, your new wardrobe awaits! Just be sure to send in some pictures to us of you boozin’ in your new duds.
As soon as I get the spare change, man.
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