The watermelon keg 8th wonder of the world

Sometimes the ingenuity of mankind is breathtaking. Sometimes, we as a species accomplish something so jaw-droppingly genius that it forces you to stop and catch your breath. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Watermelon Keg:

It’s so simple, I wondered to myself why I’d never tried it before. Why I hadn’t seen anybody try it before. All I can say is thank God I found this just in time for the Summer Drinking Season. Sure, it’s only usable for a day or so, but that’s just another plus…it’s biodegradable and environment-friendly.

Now, I’m not sure I’d go with the rum/watermelon/lime juice concoction they give to put in it, but it’s worth giving it a try. A watermelon/vodka/strawberry mix would also probably make a tasty summertime party drink. You could easily make several different batches using the innards from other watermelons and just keep refilling the beautiful bastard.

So I wouldn’t sit too long and marvel at the moxy of modern man for much longer if I were you. I have a feeling there’s going to be a watermelon shortage sweeping the nation this summer.

via :: evite blog (who knew evite had a blog?)

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