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I’m sure one day in the future, when we tell our grandchildren stories like this one in their holo-beds from our laser wheelchairs, this story will seem like a quaint artifact from the past. “What’s a burger?” they’ll ask as they download their dinner from their iFeeder. But until that day comes, this will seem […]

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You guys remember last year (it was a long time ago, I know, but try) when we did the Thursday Drink Night featuring Kahlua Coffee Cream? Of course you remember, it was your favorite day of 2009, right after your birthday (but just before the birth of your child)! Well part of the whole deal

These knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers are what anti-drinkers see when they think of drinkers. These revolting amateurs are the ones who get blue-laws put in place so the rest of us are punished. They are more our enemy than the teetotalers are. I don’t even need to make a joke, here’s what this video is: A group

CHALLENGE: Chivias 18 is stepping up to the long-time king of the blended scotch heap Johnnie Walker Blue. They’re so sure they can best JWB that they sent me a bottle of it along with Chivas 18, daring me to pit them against each other. That’s some swagger, especially considering that Chivas 18 retails at

So here’s the scoop, Beer Advocate, the COLOSSUS of beer ratings, has partnered with music label Suburban Home to bring all of us a sticky-sweet FREE music sampler with 22 tracks guaranteed to sound like music! And it’s all done in the name of craft beer. Check out this badass shirt they’re selling! I like

Alright, so just to get it out of the way: I know that in the past I’ve given riesling a bit of a tough time (though really it was more directed at Mr. West). In fact, I may have suggested that Riesling’s new marketing slogan should be Riesling: When You Just Need to Start Some

This is definitely not as funny as that other drunk dude, but it IS proof that somehow, somewhere, somebody is looking out for amazingly drunk fools. YIKES. That could not be any closer. It also goes to show that if you’re drunk, you don’t have to be driving to nearly kill yourself. Have a safe weekend

There are things hidden in every one of us. Sure, kidneys and kneecaps and half-digested burritos, but I mean something else. Other people. Other distinct personalities that have their own habits and mannerisms lurk beneath the surface, ready to act out as soon as you ingest enough of the magic potion that is BOOZE. More

A few weeks ago I told you how January Jones of Mad Men fame claimed to be a beer pong champ. You guys remember January, right? I will literally use any excuse possible to post this picture So last night January was on the Jimmy Fallon show, and he decided to put her to the