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Hey gang.  Thursday night!  Woo-hoo, amirite!?!  So, you have a decision to make.  First, if you’re anyone who does not live anywhere near me, which is pretty much everyone: Thursday Drink Night!  This week the crew is taking on the Long Island Iced Tea, which no doubt was the entry point for many of us

News Flash: Old Media is dying.  Newspapers are collapsing more than frequently than (insert celebrity with eating disorder/drug problem joke).  Online content is taking over as our main news source faster than (insert celebrity cocaine joke).  They’re slow, unwieldy, and bound by the silly formats and stodgy ideals of yesteryear like (insert Rush Limbaugh joke).

Jamie Foxx’s new video, “Blame It (On The Alcohol)” has one goal: blowing your effing mind.  Seriously, if you’re not in jaw-dropped amazement by the cameos in this video after the first 30 seconds, we’re no longer friends.     Whaaaaaaaat!?!  It says something when Jamie Foxx is only the sixth or seventh most-famous person

The story I talked about the other day where a college sophomore wrote a story claiming the CDC reported a link between beer pong and herpes has -surprise surprise!- turned out to be false.  Duh.  That story was so blatantly ridiculous, it is truly shocking to find out that anyone anywhere actually believed it.  It

Unless you haven’t turned on a TV in the past few months, you know what a Snuggie is.  They’re ridiculous, and they’re everywhere.  Your grandmother probably sent you one this Christmas, because she knows you’re too cheap to turn up your heat.   So what do you do with it?  You can’t actually use it

No kidding guys, this is Real Talk.  According to Kathryn Foley of The Massachusetts Daily Collegian, you can get lots of herpes from playing beer pong.  Seriously, WAY more herpes than you probably want.  They used tons of science to figure it out.  The article, which cites no particular study, states: “The Center for Disease

So uhmmm…check this out: THAT is the Alcohol Shot Gun.  When fired, it releases 1oz (which uhm, is not even a full shot guys) of your choice of beverage into or around the face it’s aimed at.  What I really want to talk about though is this picture, and the numerous questions it raises.  Why

No jokes, just an update on Cashmeregate.  I’ve received two very nice formal apology emails from people at Vinet Ege, the distiller of Le Tourment Vert.  They acknowledge that mistakes were made through the PR firm they chose, have demanded they cease all communications representing them, and apologize to not only us (the bloggers) but to

I made brief reference to it before, but in my downtime of not being able to write and slap you in your chuckle-butt*, I wasn’t just doing nothing.  I had a Secret Booze Project.  It was secret because it was a Christmas gift for someone, so I couldn’t just reveal it and spoil the surprise.