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I’m not entirely sure what to make of this.  In the following video, you will be pitched a new quadruple-distilled vodka by venerable comedic actor Dan Aykroyd, of Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers, and Saturday Night Live fame.  A vodka that, for some reason, is inside a crystal skull. It’s hard to tell what came first in […]

This is the first in what will be an occasional series documenting the numerous ways in which you people suck at drinking.  I want you to be better, for your own benefit.  I want to help, honestly I do. You people are depressing the hell out of me.  Seriously folks, your drinking habits are deplorable

I know this is a little last-minute, but the site DebateDrink has a handy guide to playing drinking games while enduring the thrill-a-minute talkfest that is the Vice Presidential Debates.  Surely, booze is the only way this thing can be endured. Spread the Word: « The Sad State of Drinking Part 1 The Vodka Stapler

And so, my jury duty ends.  It blew.  So this week I hope to catch up on every boozy thought I’ve been having while held captive in the endlessly boring (not to mention dry) clutches of our government’s legal system.  So let’s get back into it.  Woo-hoo! Spread the Word: « It’s My Duty to

Well let me just assure you that everything you’ve ever heard about jury duty is true.  That is if “everything you’ve ever heard” is that it’s stupefyingly, achingly, frustratingly boring.  Let me give you a brief recap of today’s thrilling activities. 1. Sitting 2. Staring into space 3. Twittering my frigging fingers off because I

marriedtothesea.com Yep kids, I have been called to that most patriotic of duties…Jury Duty.  I don’t know how much I’ll have to be there or if they’ll cut me loose early or what, so posting may be a bit sporadic until this blows over.  From what I hear, it’s 83 kinds of boring, so I’ll

One of my favorite places to indulge in media criticism and high-quality interviews (and The Onion spinoff) The AV Club has just posted an interview with Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton, and Charlie Day…AKA the writers, creators, and stars of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (which you may remember, I picked as one of the Top

Sorry it’s such a slow week post-wise, gang, things got busy for me.  So to super-duper reward you all for your patience, here’s a new shirt for you at an all-new lowest price ever.  Yep, this will be, by several whole dollars, our least-expensive shirt ever released.  AND, it’s in some brand-new blue shades for

Heads up!  This Saturday, September 2oth is the annual PiratePalooza Pub Crawl, rocking Atlanta yet again.  4 bars, 4 bands, 1 burlesque group, and more eyepatches then you can shake a hook at. A word of warning: these people are serious about the pirating life.  I went last year with a few buddies because we

Just wanted to give a quick birthday shout-out to my youngest brother, who is turning 21 today.  Now you’re old enough to read my website! And yes, you will be getting FITSHACED tonight. Spread the Word: « Bottle Shots: New Grist Beer New Shirt! My Other Shirt is Already at the Bar » You may