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So what’s up…do you guys like the booze reviews, or are you bored?  Let me know in the comments if you love ‘em, hate ‘em, or whatever.  If not…what do you want to see more of?  Let it be noted: my be-hind is not an option (sorry ladies!). This time…New Grist Beer by Lakefront Brewery […]

What, you thought I wasn’t going to review wines too?  You’d better go back to Thinking School, Jack! The Lowdown: The Vinzelo is a red blended wine from Quinta de Ventozelo.  It’s made up of 4 different varietals: 30% Tinta Roriz, 30% Toriga Franca, 30% Tinta Barroca, and 10% Toruriga Nacional grapes.  I picked it

Ask DrinkPlanner is a reoccurring feature here where readers submit their questions, and the crack team at DrinkPlanner does our best to answer. Got a question about booze? Ask us! “Dear DrinkPlanner, Talk to me about garnishes for drinks.  I know you’re not into “fruiting up” a drink, with which I agree.  No point making

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these…let’s see what everyone else is drunkenly posting about… Above, Sorry I Missed Your Party invites us to what can only be a fantastic Bra Party Our buddies over at LiquorSnob got profiled by GearCrave today.  Congrats, guys! GearCrave boldly pronounces Duvel as Beer of the

Welcome to Bottle Shots, where I drink some beer, wine, or liquor and tell you what I think of it, and if I think you should drink it or not.  Easy enough, right? Let’s dive in! This time we take a look at Lagunitas Lucky 13 Mondo Large Red Ale The Lowdown: This is a

A lovely thing showed up in my mail this week…my very own Drinking Deck!  The Drinking Decks crew was kind enough to send a review deck to DP HQ for rigorous testing and evaluation.  Personally, I think they look great.  But don’t take my word for it, check ‘em out in the video! I apologize

So I’m about to debut a new feature on the site, Bottle Shots, where I review various beers and wines and spirits, but I figured before I did that I needed to let you know a little about me.  About the kind of drinker I am.  I mean…who am I to tell you how or

Welcome to the very first installment of Bottle Shots, where I drink some beer, wine, or liquor and tell you what I think of it, and if I think you should drink it.  Easy enough, right? I’ve got a variety of things I’ve been aching to try out, so let’s get crackin’. So for our

We have our first submitted pics of readers wearing their oh-so-sexy DrinkPlanner shirts! They were even kind enough to send a little note with the pictures: Hey DrinkPlanner! Me and the wife bought a few of your shirts and decided to wear them out to a party at a friends BBQ this weekend.  They were

There’s a lot of really stupid writing about drinking out on the web.  From idiotic lists of shots with mayonnaise in them to assholes telling you to drink antifreeze to people telling you to pour alcohol into your asshole, drinking advice on the web ranges from retarded to downright life-threatening.  Nobody seems interested in achieving