I made brief reference to it before, but in my downtime of not being able to write and slap you in your chuckle-butt*, I wasn’t just doing nothing. I had a Secret Booze Project. It was secret because it was a Christmas gift for someone, so I couldn’t just reveal it and spoil the sur
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Valentines day special at the drinkplanner shirt shop
August 23, 2017Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and if you’re anything like me you’ll celebrate it like you do every year: piss-drunk, weeping uncontrollably while stuffing your face with mini-cheesecakes and antidepressants in the rollerskating rink where your 8th grade formal dance was (
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Thursday drink night in living video
August 23, 2017I know I’ve told you guys about Thursday Drink Night like a jillion times. Old news. Blog me something I DON’T know. But now, for the first time ever, brought to you by the power of a hundred internets, is VIDEO of the Mata Hari Absinthe chat in action. You’re pr
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Beer pong coupons for the underprivileged
August 23, 2017Times are hard, y’all. The wife won’t stop yelling about food for the baby. The baby won’t stop crying because your wife is a screaming bitch. The dish washer won’t work anymore (who is also your wife, zing!). THERE’S NO MONEY ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET. You prob
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And were back
August 23, 2017Hey gang. What’s been going on? I know, right? Well, worry no longer. It’s all over now, the nightmare has ended, and DrinkPlanner is back in full fighting form. I now have a fully functioning computer-machine, faster and more badasser than ever. Expect to see things return
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Tdn mata hari absinthe
August 23, 2017I realize I’m posting this a bit late, but TONIGHT at 7pm EST, join the crew in the Mixoloseum Bar chat to mix up some drinks with Mata Hari Absinthe. If you’re new to drinking absinthe (and you probably are, since it’s only recently available in the US), this is a good one
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24 the drinking game
August 23, 2017Confession time, guys: over the past year, I’ve become a rabid 24 fan. I’d never really watched it before (despite the insistent proddings of family and friends who were fans), but with the writer’s strike and everything I had some time and some friends who goaded me into
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Smooth criminal
August 23, 2017While ComputerGate ’08 ’09 rages on, I thought I’d share this humorous text conversation I had with my youngest brother. In his defense, he just turned 21 a few months ago, so he’s relatively new to the wonderful world of booze. But this was too funny not to share,
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Merry christmas
August 23, 2017Just wanted to take a quick second and wish all of our readers a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and whatever else (I mean, even if you don’t celebrate, it’s still a day off work, right?). So have a blast today, spend some quality time with family and friends, and of course get
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Screaming at airplanes
August 23, 2017This post has nothing to do with booze or drinking, and is basically me ranting and swearing about Delta airlines. So if that’s not of interest to you, or you’d rather not soak up all my negativity just before the holidays, I understand, and recommend you skip this post. Here’