Drink Planner

There’s a lot of really stupid writing about drinking out on the web.  From idiotic lists of shots with mayonnaise in them to assholes telling you to drink antifreeze to people telling you to pour alcohol into your asshole, drinking advice on the web ranges from retarded to downright life-threatening.  Nobody seems interested in achieving […]

Yep, just a few housekeeping notes…the comments are now open, and don’t require registration.  However, if this starts getting abused or heavily spammed, we’ll go back to the way it was before.  If you’ve already registered, I think you can still keep using that login if you want.  Whatevs. And if you’ll look to your

Time flies, doesn’t it?  It seems like just yesterday we were first writing about our pals at Kuroshio and their drink deals.  Now we turn around, and our little baby boy is one year old.  We look back fondly at the little sushi joint infant once crawling around eating Cheerios off the floor, but Kuroshio

Sometimes it’s hard to be a drinker and feel normal.  The nancy-pants goodie-two-shoes of the world have neutered most of popular culture to the point that you’d think nobody in this world drinks recreationally without it ending in DUI, homicide, rape, or a big vomit-y trip to the hospital.  It’s a pretty grim depiction of

It’s pretty much what it looks like: it fills up your iphone with ‘beer”, and it will slosh around based on the crude accelerometer in the phone.  Tip it towards the top right to “drink” and it will slowly empty out, or give it a shake and it will foam up. I want to hate

Every once in a while we get a comment here at DrinkPlanner that brings up something that I feel needs to be addressed in a full-on front-page post.  I’ve only done it once before (under much less pleasant circumstances) but it happens that someone brings up something that leads me to believe that there may

I don’t care who you are, when you’re drinking (and I mean driiiiinkin’) music selection can be the difference between walking on water and drowning in your own tears.  The difference between dancing in the streets and passing out in the gutter.  Nothing is worse than some dumbass putting on some old sad bastard music

Sorry guys, no Ask DrinkPlanner this week.  Know why?  Because nobody has sent in any questions!  I know you guys don’t know everything there is to know about boozing (I certainly don’t).  So go ahead, ask me anything about booze or the boozin’ life.  Could be a question about how alcohol is made or interacts

The amazingly crush-worthy Christina Perozzi (above) has opened up Beer 4 Chicks, a site and blog for beer-drinking ladies* by a beer-drinking lady!.  If they ever launch a dating section of the site, I fully expect to meet my future wife there. The Greener Grass points us to what is possibly the greatest keg accoutrement

Here’s a slick and humorous little viral vid (in the same spirit, but much less obvious than the Zach, Tim, and Eric ones) with a retro-infomercial style starring the one and only Kanye West. And sorry I’ve been light on the posts this week (and will probably continue to be) but I just became an