Hi guys! Missed you! Sweet step-parent Christmas in a rape van, I can’t take it anymore. It seems like everywhere I look, some beermaker is doing their best to obliterate my palate with their newest frigging hopsplosion (TRADEMARKED BITCHES) of a beer. I get it, you’re craft beer
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The end of history 55 beer in a squirrel
August 23, 2017Yikes. WHAT. Yes, Scottish brewers BrewDog have brewed the strongest beer in existence at 55% ABV called The End of History. And then they put in in squirrels and stoats (whatever the hell those are). What a really great idea! It’s very surprising that MillerCoors and Budweiser didn&
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Summer jamz 2010 its here
August 23, 2017Once upon a time, on an internet in a faraway land, I used to have a LiveJournal (“I think they’re called ExtinctJournals, Grandpa”). Yeah I know, lame. But one of the things I miss about it is when I would put together music mixes for the 10s of people who read it. I would
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Bros icing bros sure
August 23, 2017So apparently a phenomenon called “Icing” is sweeping the nation and I’m only hearing about it now. What is it, you ask? Basically, it’s making someone chug a Smirnoff Ice on one knee, no matter what they’re doing or where they are. They can either be handed the
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24 the drinking game updated
August 23, 2017There’s only 3 or so hours left in our beloved 24, but that doesn’t mean you can’t drink along with these last few hours. Based on the suggestions of commenters, I’ve updated the original 24: The Drinking Game post to include new rules to the game to ensure you experie
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Asheville a nice place to drink
August 23, 2017Recently I had the opportunity to travel to Asheville, North Carolina for a weekend-long bachelor party with twelve other dudes. While most of the events of the weekend are sacrosanct and bound by the laws of manhood to remain untold (“What happens in the clichéd phrase STAYS in the
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Three sheets like a boozy zombie lives
August 23, 2017So as you know, one of my favorite shows is Three Sheets, where my job-stealer buddy Zane Lamprey travels around the globe drinking the best of the best booze the world has to offer and shares his experiences with anyone with a TV and eyeballs. And once again, like a brain-hungry zombie, t
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Bill murray tended bar at sxsw
August 23, 2017So I don’t know how this isn’t bigger news, but apparently during the everything-fest of SXSW, legend Bill Murray was seen tending bar at Shangri-La. Seems like he was just drinking there at first, and somehow magically ended up behind the bar, serving up shots of tequila to the c
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Drink something green for st pattys
August 23, 2017Hey gang. I’ve been a lousy blogger, I know. But I couldn’t let a drinking holiday like St. Patrick’s day go by without posting something. What am I, a monster? So you may have heard of a new kind of shot that’s going around called the Pickleback. Simply put, it’
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Govt made booze deadly during prohibition
August 23, 2017Slate put up an article on Friday that I just now found, detailing the story of how the US government purposely poisoned alcohol during the prohibition years, which resulted in more than a few deaths. The whole article is worth a read, but here’s probably the best catch-all quote: Fru