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There are things hidden in every one of us. Sure, kidneys and kneecaps and half-digested burritos, but I mean something else. Other people. Other distinct personalities that have their own habits and mannerisms lurk beneath the surface, ready to act out as soon as you ingest enough of the magic potion that is BOOZE. More […]

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There are things hidden in every one of us. Sure, kidneys and kneecaps and half-digested burritos, but I mean something else. Other people. Other distinct personalities that have their own habits and mannerisms lurk beneath the surface, ready to act out as soon as you ingest enough of the magic potion that is BOOZE. More

Thursday drink night crystal head vodka

You guys should have seen this coming.  And why not, it’s a great idea!  Halloween + Thursday Drink Night + Crystal Head Vodka = DUH, of course.  What else would we use for the Halloween season, the Tommy Gun vodka?  No, that’s for Earth Day, don’t be stupid.  You guys remember Crystal Head Vodka when

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You guys should have seen this coming.  And why not, it’s a great idea!  Halloween + Thursday Drink Night + Crystal Head Vodka = DUH, of course.  What else would we use for the Halloween season, the Tommy Gun vodka?  No, that’s for Earth Day, don’t be stupid.  You guys remember Crystal Head Vodka when

Drunken pumpkin

So I have a group of friends who I get together with every Monday night. When 24 is on, we watch that. If it is not, then we usually watch a movie (preferably The Hangover or something about Pope John Paul II). So because of them, they are the reason I have yet to drag

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So I have a group of friends who I get together with every Monday night. When 24 is on, we watch that. If it is not, then we usually watch a movie (preferably The Hangover or something about Pope John Paul II). So because of them, they are the reason I have yet to drag

The holidays approacheth

*Here’s the thing about running a website: when there are holidays, everyone expects you to write “theme posts”. PR firms fill your inbox with (mostly) horrible drinks featuring their booze with silly campy obvious names like “Wolfman’s Delight” or “Santa’s Little Helper”. They send these with the full expectation that I will publish every single

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*Here’s the thing about running a website: when there are holidays, everyone expects you to write “theme posts”. PR firms fill your inbox with (mostly) horrible drinks featuring their booze with silly campy obvious names like “Wolfman’s Delight” or “Santa’s Little Helper”. They send these with the full expectation that I will publish every single

A word on the ftc nonsense

As you may or may not have read, the FTC had handed down some new guidelines to bloggers about disclosing who got what from whom. It’s all very legal and boring and SNNNNOOOORE but I’m going to address it here, add it to the site disclaimer, and then BOOM it’s done, we need’nt speak of

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As you may or may not have read, the FTC had handed down some new guidelines to bloggers about disclosing who got what from whom. It’s all very legal and boring and SNNNNOOOORE but I’m going to address it here, add it to the site disclaimer, and then BOOM it’s done, we need’nt speak of

Drunker than drunk

Fall-on-your-ass-drunk.  We’ve all been there.  Staggering, stumbling, falling over and generally making asses out of ourselves.  We all have at least one story.  In your story, did you attempt to go by yourself to a convenience store and try to buy even more booze?  Probably not, or if you did, you definitely weren’t as blasted

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Fall-on-your-ass-drunk.  We’ve all been there.  Staggering, stumbling, falling over and generally making asses out of ourselves.  We all have at least one story.  In your story, did you attempt to go by yourself to a convenience store and try to buy even more booze?  Probably not, or if you did, you definitely weren’t as blasted

Mad men star a beer pong champ

You guys watch Mad Men, right?  Of course you do, it’s great!  So you know that one chick on there, the one married to Don?  Betty is her name.  Here’s a reminder of what she looks like, just in case you’re not sure: Granted, she doesn’t dress quite like that on the show, but still,

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You guys watch Mad Men, right?  Of course you do, it’s great!  So you know that one chick on there, the one married to Don?  Betty is her name.  Here’s a reminder of what she looks like, just in case you’re not sure: Granted, she doesn’t dress quite like that on the show, but still,

Booze is beautiful

If there’s some aspect I don’t like about booze, I have yet to find it.  From it’s production to it’s taste and smell to the way it makes me feel, there’s nothing I don’t find fascinating about alcohol.  Hell, I even appreciate hangovers, a not-so-gentle reminder of the raw power booze can exert over me

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If there’s some aspect I don’t like about booze, I have yet to find it.  From it’s production to it’s taste and smell to the way it makes me feel, there’s nothing I don’t find fascinating about alcohol.  Hell, I even appreciate hangovers, a not-so-gentle reminder of the raw power booze can exert over me

Bottle shots kahlua coffee cream

Today I’m going to be taking a look at a brand new liqueur from Kahlua, Kahlua Coffee Cream.  It’s a limited edition product rolling out to stores now for the holiday season.  It is what it sounds like: Kahlua coffee liqueur blended with cream.  Easy, right?  If you like Kahlua, you’ve probably already made a

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Today I’m going to be taking a look at a brand new liqueur from Kahlua, Kahlua Coffee Cream.  It’s a limited edition product rolling out to stores now for the holiday season.  It is what it sounds like: Kahlua coffee liqueur blended with cream.  Easy, right?  If you like Kahlua, you’ve probably already made a

Kuroshio 2 year anniversary

Just a quick heads up, our friends at Kuroshio sushi are celebrating their 2 year anniversary THIS SATURDAY.  They grow up so fast, don’t they?  To celebrate, They’re offering $1 house sake and (if their Facebook page is to be believed) free appetizers ALL DAY.  That’s right, you could theoretically have edamame and sake for

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Just a quick heads up, our friends at Kuroshio sushi are celebrating their 2 year anniversary THIS SATURDAY.  They grow up so fast, don’t they?  To celebrate, They’re offering $1 house sake and (if their Facebook page is to be believed) free appetizers ALL DAY.  That’s right, you could theoretically have edamame and sake for